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We cheerfully take credit card orders
by phone at 1-773-478-6779
...
or use our secure online store ...
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If you saw Whizzy on The View, or Talk Soup, or read about it in the Utne Reader, (Click HERE to read it) you know the convenience
Whizzy offers to women!

Silly stuff

Our original site...

...contained some material which was less than serious.

Well, to be honest, it was silly. And some folks find the whole subject risible, or even (for reasons which mystify us) salacious!

Here's the old copy...

...which some visitors found so silly:

This world affords men a multitude of places to pee. In the absence of a conventional convenience, a man can point Peter almost anywhere. The inequity of this situation once was accepted and never questioned, even as we hesitantly lowered our bottoms over a seat of questionable standards. But now ... Hear me Roar! Penelope too can be aimed ... with a Whizzy!

Contributed by an anonymous user:

And who hasn't envied men their special Winter recreation? With Whizzy, you'll be able to paint with the boys!

(This animation has been widely copied to hundreds of other sites! If you use it, please link back to us.)